חכימא האט געשריבן:תפוס ת' יהודי פון טוביה טענענבוים..."
כ'האב געליינט דער בוך אין ענגליש, בשעתה ווען ס'איז ארויסגעקומען און כ'האב זייער הנאה געהאט דערפון. דא האט איר אפאר געדאנקן וואס איך האב מיך דעמאלטס פארשריבן.
Every once in a while one should take a break of idealism and spend a day or two exploring reality. After reading, watching and hearing so much about the idealism and morality in connection to the situation in Israel, I found no better way to come back to reality than by the pure cynicism of Tuvia Tenenbom.
There’s no elaborate plot or major secrets revealed, yet I was glued to this book every free minute that I had in the past two days. Tenebom grew up in Bnei Brak and left his chareidi upbringing some thirty years ago for the intellectual and entertainment world. In this book, Tenenbom portrays himself as being a “post intellectual” who is done fooling himself to think that he is better than everyone and hoping for an ideal paradise (with no Jews in it).
Tenenbom was commissioned by his German publishers to roam the streets of Israel and Palestine for sixty days, meet all kinds of people, get a feel for the situation surrounding the conflict there and publish his findings in the form of a memoir.
Instead of doing what all other reporters and authors before him have done and report on the suffering Palestinian and the oppressing Israeli, Tenenbom uses his interviewing skills as well as his disguise as 'Tobi the German' to bring us stories that you will never hear about elsewhere. Stories like that the Jews never had a Kingdom in Israel, and that the real reason why the Kosel is a holy place is because Mohamed tied his flying mule to that wall when he ascended to heaven from Al Aqsa. Stories about Arab communities that don’t exist being demolished by the evil occupiers on a daily basis. Stories about how only the rebuilding of the temple can bring peace for extreme right wingers because of a passage in Isaiah.
Tenenbon is a masterful interviewer. He gets his subjects to say what they really think and want. He knows how to peel away all the clichés and one liners and get to the real objectives and beliefs. He talks to Israelis and Palestinians, leftists and settlers, Bedouin and Druze, Chareidi and Secular, Gays and straight. But most telling of all are his encounters with Europeans, who are there to “help”. You won’t find a more revealing account of the work by the Europeans and their Israeli goons on the far left, anywhere else. The best part is that you get to laugh while reading these sad accounts.
This book reminds me of another great book on Israel that I once read, titled Walking Israel, by Martin Fletcher. If this is a topic that interests you you should definitely read that book.
One great tidbit that I learned in this book is that Chareidim are the fastest xxxxxxx. I am not kidding you. You can take it straight from the hooker’s mouth. Two hookers in Tel Aviv told this to him when he interviewed (sure…) them on the streets of Tel Aviv.
This book is interesting, witty, funny, extremely informative and a very easy read. The one criticism that I have is that 460 pages is a bit too long for this topic, although he writes very concise and to the point.
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